this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2025
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I Didn’t Have Eggs

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People making changes to recipes and then complaining it didn’t turn out.

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[–] okmko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Then you have people from the opposite end of the spectrum. One time I received "protein cookies" from a friend and it was just baked chocolate whey protein powder 🤣. You'd expect something like that to work okay-ish, but it was a very, very sad cookie with way too much sweetener.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know how to cook for shit (I once set pasta on fire) but I feel like even my dumbass could figure out how to make that work. Motherfucker needs to refine their recipe.

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

🤣. Htf does pasta even catch fire? There's usually moisture at all times.

Well I will say that the cookies were safe to eat at least. I think they are in the process of making it work atm.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I managed to boil the water down a tad bit too much cause they weren't softening, some of them were stuck to the side of the pot and caught fire. From there it was a simple matter of energy burnoff.

[–] okmko@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Please tell me that you were drunk out of your mind, lol.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 22 hours ago

Close I was running on 4 hours of sleep and had been awake for about 2 days.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

In our old office we had a stove in the break room. A coworker managed to forget she was boiling eggs and smoke out the building 3 times in 4 months.

We finally bought her a gimmicky egg cooker that would turn itself off.