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Shitty Life Pro Tip

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To a place for the shittiest, most mocking "pro-tips" you can think of. This Community is welcome to anything shitty pro-tip related, such as memes, discussing the best shitty tip, and much more.


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2_Do not seek mental, medical or professional help here. This is not the place, community is meant for satire.

3_No tip should be taken serious

4_No tip should single out a person

5_No racism, harassing, or discriminating against any group or any of the communities members. This will get you banned immediately.

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7_For posts related to SLPTs, but not a tip please use "[META]" tag

8_Self promotion will get you banned


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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Become a blood splatter specialist for your local police department. Only target the most evil and guilty of people for your “killing spree”. If they start catching on, fake your death and move north.

[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Eh just become a regular cop. Then all you have to do is either take a paid vacation or move a county over when you're caught. Then the city will handle body disposal, you don't need a boat or ocean access.