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[โ€“] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 406 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I love that it stopped responding after fucking everything up because the quota limit was reached ๐Ÿ˜†

It's like a Jr. Dev pushing out a catastrophic update and then going on holiday with their phone off.

[โ€“] hypnicjerk@piefed.social 67 points 1 day ago

that's how you know a junior dev is senior material

[โ€“] scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 98 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're learning, god help us all. jk

More spine than most new hires

[โ€“] Breadhax0r@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Super fun to think one could end up softlocked out of their computer because they didnt pay their windows bill that month.

"OH this is embarrassing, Im sooo sorry but I cant install anymore applications because you dont have any Microsoft credits remaining.

You may continue with this action if you watch this 30 minute ad."

[โ€“] UnspecificGravity 16 points 1 day ago

that is precisely the goal here.

[โ€“] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'd say "don't give them any ideas" but I'm pretty sure they've already thought about it and have it planned for the near future

They're watching Black Mirror same as us.

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