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[–] msage@programming.dev 299 points 1 day ago (9 children)

I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck?

Why does she need to say that?

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

Why does she need to say that?

She doesn't. She did so because she likes simping for netanyahu.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 168 points 1 day ago

And why is every democratic presidential nominee like this?

Money.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 132 points 1 day ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] 7U5K3N@lemmy.dbzer0.com 107 points 1 day ago

Aipac. Is the reason.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago

Why does she need to say that?

Money.

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 74 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Why does she need to say that?

Hillary: everyones talking about Bill again, I'm gonna make them talk about me!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 day ago

Why does she need to say anything?

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's just mad everyone knows Trump blew her husband.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago

Honestly, I don't think she really ever cared what Bill was up to. The marriage was just a way to advance her career.