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[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

First it was GPUs because crypto, then this. Wonder what useless thing the tech bros will cover up with in a few years!

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 97 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Article in 2027:

Keyboard prices soared this month, as tech giants pivoted from failed AI projects to employing hordes of monkeys typing randomly. One CEO was quoted as saying, “Just a few trillion more dollars, and I think our random typing model could reproduce the lost contents of the Library of Alexandria.”

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

When in a gold rush, be the one selling shovels.

I'm off to buy stocks in bananas.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

Water.

It’s already happening in parallel though, not next.