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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

But Democrats are definitely not the soft side of th same team. Lmao.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca -1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (3 children)

You think your Democrat lords aren't on the files? You really don't think this has to do with her hubby being in the files?

Hey I wouldn't eat shit even with a cherry on top. But I guess a cherry would make it the 'lesser evil'. Enjoy.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 8 points 19 hours ago

The fact that neither party wanted to release the files from the start tells us there's powerful names in both parties.

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I want every pedophile in jail, no matter which side of the political spectrum.

Doesn't change the fact that Democrats are still the better option if you want peace in the middle east.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 hours ago

Oh yeah I forgot how Biden stopped sending weapons to Israel... Oh wait.

You can keep denying reality all you like.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

You think your Democrat lords aren’t on the files?

I mean, we've got a video of Bubba topping the Cheeto somewhere out there. But also, Trump was a diehard Democrat until the Obama Era.

Ffs, half the Epstein email dump is him bitching to Steve Bannon about how all his favorite liberal sex pests are losing.