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[–] wooffersyt@lemmings.world 20 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

She knew Epstein was raping kids and didn't tell us.

We nominated her over Bernie Sanders.

[–] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

The DNC nominated her, not the people. In the 2016 primaries they messed with voting registration so that a few demographics more likely to vote Bernie were suddenly on the independent register. A demographic of Bernie bros that were disenfranchised voted R in the presidential. Biden won in '20 because RNC scaled their efforts based on '16 numbers where DNC stubbed their own toes.

The system is working as intended.

[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We definitely didn't nominate her. The DNC secret voters did.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

the AIPAC did, plus a little side dish of russia.

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

This is the political equivalent of saying Jewish space lasers cause hurricanes.