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Would You Rather

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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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WYR be able to read and speak every language fluently but never be able to leave your home, or be able to travel for free to any place on Earth but be unable to read or write? (sh.itjust.works)
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In scenario 1, if you change homes you can move between them to transport your property, but you cannot leave once you're settled in. You can only move once every 15 years. The deal also includes programming languages, conlangs, extinct languages, and alien languages if contact with them ever occurs.

In scenario 2, you forget how to read overnight and are never able to learn it again for any language. All travel fees and gas money is free and you may also enter restricted areas like military bases. If the technology for far space travel is invented within your lifetime, you may also go there. If you are ever imprisoned, you can walk out of the facility unharmed.

In both scenarios you live to be 95.

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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's tough, I'm inclined to go with the first one but I'd definitely have to invest in the best VR setup possible. On the second one, is there a set amount of time between travels, or can you be a nomad and live for free? Would food be included as a travel expense?