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[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Take their closest relative and breed them back into existence.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Chickens are now eight feet tall and carnivorous. What are we doing now?

[–] remon@ani.social 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Teach them the metric system, I guess.

[–] Tuuktuuk@piefed.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Using frog DNA should help a lot!

[–] remon@ani.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.