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Involuntary purity culture (infosec.pub)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by Lemminary@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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Screenshot of a Reddit post from r/teenagers. The title reads, "any tips to help me stay a Virgin?"

It body of the post reads: "I am a 18 year old girl and I want to keep my virginity at least until college but sex is just a huge temptation + social pressure.

Since Reddit is full of virgins losers do y’all have any tips?"

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 31 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I was going to post a link to a hilarious comedy skit about catholic school girls doing anal only to preserve their virginity, but my search terms only found porn.

I'll be back later. I have stuff to do.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Was this going to be the link?

https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

EDIT: Original

[–] massacre@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

I recognize the URL from posting it a couple days ago. The good 'ol poophole loophole.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

Post the original, by Garfunkel and Oats

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Then there's the good old mormon soak. Every relationship is improved by having a good jump-humper to help you out.