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Okay but plumbing for waste disposal is actually insane. You're telling me that this weird looking chair takes my poop and just... makes it disappear? Takes if off of my property entirely?? They process it so it doesn't stink up everything??? Kids these days take it all for granted!
Ngl collecting it in a bucket has its perks. You can use it as manure.
Also with egg prices these days you need an alternative during halloween.
You would not want human manure. Human manure will eventually kill you. Pathogenic bacteria, viruses, prions, parasites, amoebas, heavy metals, plastic, the list could go on for ages but these are my biggest concerns. You will eventually contract a horrific illness from human manure, and it will cause you to wither to a husk before killing you. 0/10, do not recommend.