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[–] Luxyr@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

Thing with this joke that his me wrong is that isn't how if statements are written. The else does not come before the condition in any language I've ever used or seen.

At the very least. It should be that he comes back with 1 or 13 loaves.

Buy a loaf

If they have eggs

Buy a dozen loaves

[–] xor@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago 
loaves = 1
if (eggs)
  loaves = 12
[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Thanks for proving my point 😉