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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 56 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

Techno-Utopia means dehumanizing the mass of humanity.

"My compound is worth more than all of your weak biological ears."

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 36 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Palo Alto has finally started to crack down on this nonsense. It's been a wealthy area for decades, but the behavior of these ultra rich freaks is hard for anyone to tolerate.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 19 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

It is telling that Zuckerberg hasn't sent them all the glasses that record everything.

The message there is clear.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 9 hours ago

or ones that probes thier mind, what he wants is the thoughts.