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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 82 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

And the people he's buying headphones for, he probably wants to move out so he can buy their properties. I suspect their might be a tad of malicious gift giving here.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

there*

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

I hope they are wealthy enough to just move and leave a nice spite house right in the middle of his Xavier's school for psychopathic children.