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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] arsCynic@piefed.social 48 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

That's it. From now on I dedicate my life to siphoning as much money from these unethical soulless bastards as possible to divert it to society-beneficial non-profits. More Linux, more skateparks, better education, more affordable housing, universal healthcare, et cetera. Never have I ever loathed one person so much as Mark Zuckerberg.

🎅 “Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker.”

⚜︎ arscyni.cc: modernity ∝ nature.

[–] kieron115@startrek.website 7 points 16 hours ago

Skate parks? You mean HIPPIE HANGOUTS?

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