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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

the android this time, is zuckeberg.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago

Him and Mrbeast have that soulless stare. I want a vault tec style experiment where we put these guys in a bunker with a bunch of dangerous items that aren't weapons and just observe what happens. Musk can join too. I'm talking tools and stuff that these guys have absolutely no idea how to use. Basically manhunt without experience on how to use the tools or guidance on what to do. Allow them more than enough food to survive, but only basic ingredients like raw flour, no frozen pizzas or anything.