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Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homes (fortune.com)

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[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

hes hoping ride of the "purge" when people starts lopping the oligarchs heads off, all of them are building one of these some form or another.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

Bunkers need airholes and i have an anus that can shit.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

All this does is prolong the terror. We know where it is. No bunker known to man is safe. That's why governments don't tell the public where theirs are. You remove all hope from my life and I'll show up to palo alto with a jack hammer and shovel and be inside his bunker within a week.