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[โ€“] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

When we moved to Florida, my friend's new kid was stumbling around learning to walk in a playpen. Fast forward, "Who the fuck is this 6'-tall monstrosity?!"

His older brother was 5 when I met him. Fast forward, "So, uh, you're some kind of full-grown man now, somehow?"

Got my kids for Christmas today. My 12-yo daughter, 13 next month, is taller than my wife. I, uh, wut?

[โ€“] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Stop talking nonsense. My kids are all still little and I am not old. No idea why my back is aching, some other young person (like me) must have hit me.