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Gosh, it must be so great to go around in life feeling super smart because you can feel like you’ve won arguments online by telling people they’re a idiots for saying something they didn’t actually say.
What I figured out is I don’t even need to post at all, I can just sit around imagining myself winning arguments against enemies that don’t exist. It’s like an infinite dopamine glitch. After a while I started branching out into hand-to-hand combat, and eventually full scale military conflicts in which I lead my samurai to victory by understanding “biological reality” better than the enemy generals