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We're the anti-meme community where the joke is that there isn't one, and by explaining that, we've ruined the whole thing, but we all find the collective misery hilarious.
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Were I to place a human ovum inside of a chicken and compel the fowl to expel it, would it then be a chicken egg? If I were to sign over my collection of specimen jars to a chicken, would they suddenly hold chicken embryos? Absolutely not. Chickens have not, nor will they ever own my human embryos, and I’d appreciate it if you’d stop giving them ideas
Everybody has their price. Eventually we'll get those embryos!
-the chickens