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Got my tickets for tonight (infosec.pub)
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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Ticketmaster

  • Online fee: $73.27
  • Convenience fee: $13.22
  • Keyboard fee: $7.40
  • Nickel and dime fee: $0.15
  • Sponsor fee powered by Pepsi MAX: $23.83
  • Satanic fee: $6.66
  • H@X0R fee: $13.37
  • CrAzY 8's fee: $88.88
  • It's your lucky day! fee: $4.17
  • Prime fee: $37.00
  • Accountants told us we could do this fee: $21.66
  • We hate fans fee: $51.96
  • We also hate the band fee: $61.05
  • Notices bulge fee: $OwO
  • Oh and the venue can eat a dick fee: $20.80
  • Asking you to buy insurance fee: $4.93
  • We put your name in the Goblet of Fire fee: $3.82
  • Free fee: $0.01
  • Enter your birth year: 1979
  • Good Smashing Pumpkins song fee: $19.79
  • Your birth year divided by 100 fee: $19.79
  • Neighbor fee: $1.32
  • Weed fee: $4.20

Would you like to insure your ticket for $12.99?

☐ Yes, please! ☐ I would love to!

What does insurance do?If you are unable to attend the event due to a covered reason (for example, sickness, burns, sick burns, loss of covered limbs, death of a family member, death of a friend, death of a salesman, etc), we will send a text saying, "that sux LOL," to the phone number provided for a fee. Text and data rates may apply. Contact your carrier for details.

You must select one to continue.

[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago

Satanic fee 🤣🤣🤣

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I like the weed fee.

You forgot the oral sex fee. And the no scope fee. Without those a ten year old fucks your mom.