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[–] Hubi@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Since we're already at the point of using riders on horseback, maybe it'll be tricycles by 2027?

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nah, you need both legs to turn the pedals on those

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

If you strap the foot to the pedal, one will do