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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What if the only pet you have is a snake, a parakeet, or a hamster?

[–] Bgugi@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

We've converted your parakeet to a tit.

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Have you ever seen a snake with big boobs try to do anything? Me neither, but I suspect it would be extremely difficult