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"All the engineers said my "screen door on a submarine" was "stupid" and would "sink the ship", so I fired them and hired new engineers!"
speaking of submarines, this is the exact line of thinking that turned an idiot CEO into a paste at the bottom of the ocean
thank you mighty wizard for casting dopamine.
I can not read the word "cast" in any form without remembering this:
There's a small difference, the imploded CEO was "boldly going where no man had gone before, on such an accelerated timetable and tight budget" - the screen door guy was a couple of orders of magnitude more foolish.
I told AI to build me a submarine out of ~~titanium~~ carbon fiber.
Titanic sub was made from carbon fiber. Titanium is what he should have used.
Damnit, I knew that too. I stopped skimming too early in the Wiki paragraph.
build me a submarine out of cheese! I always get hungry when i'm submarining and not! anymore!
Wallace & Gromit Visit the Titanic.
No worries, friend. Good on you for making sure.