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Donald Trump Says He Wants 'Ownership' of Greenland Because It's 'Psychologically Important for Me' (people.com)

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Trump also told the Times that he isn’t opposed to using nuclear force if he “needed it” to take over the Arctic island but that “it might upset NATO," since the island is a self-governing territory of NATO member country Denmark.

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[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 144 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Seeing him hang from the neck is psychologically important to me, but I guess we can't always get what we want.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly, as long as we leave him up, I'm willing to settle for any body part.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

The mushroom (not that it'd take his weight)

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Perhaps not, but I'd certainly tune in to watch it make a game try of it.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

Everyone forgets the next line:

But if you try sometime, you'll find you get what you need.

[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mussolini comes to mind...

[–] Zedstrian@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 23 hours ago

I'd even settle for him getting Gaddafied.