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House committee advances bill to ban chemtrails (www.alreporter.com)
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[–] 01189998819991197253 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Why ban them? What's in them?

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

A chemical compound or a substance, for the purpose of affecting the weather, including temperature, climate, and intensity of sunlight.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

ice crystals. They can give you brain freeze.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

Toxins, chemicals, and bad vibes. Probably some woke and gay too.