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Also Satan has canonically only killed Job's children when God gave him express permission to, God has canonically killed thousands of people
Directly. Let's not forget how many he's killed through mismanagement.
And just like any other bad manager, it's always "Look, don't criticize me. I'm in charge, and you don't know all the details."
Better yet, his followers literally blame everything wrong on the enforcer of his will
Deluge!
It's over 2 million even going just by numbers listed in the bible, with estimates around 24 million total.
Satan killed 10.
BoTh SiDeS!!1!
God is also guilty of torturing and murdering literally every animal but two of each species.
And commanding genocide and rape of young girls re Midyan. Yeah, he's definitely evil