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[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot. But there is no way I'd fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.

[–] murvel@feddit.nu 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot.

Damn it man, you cannot start a sentence like that. I can never quite tell on lemmy when people are being serious...

[–] phx@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

That's probably a member of NAMDLA ...

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

that's just how Japanese are. they're so technologically advanced that a black box covers their genitals 24/7.

no Japanese has ever seen their own genitals ever.