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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
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I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion
It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.
I heard they don't even wash theirs.
They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.
Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
You’d have to squint hard to see his dick.