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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

World's smallest penis competition

Is going in the pool considered doping?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

It'll be measured at standard temperature and pressure to ensure consistent results across the board. If you're too cold they'll wait until you come back up to temp.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What is the consistent pressure of a micro penis?

What if we accidentally walk a scantily clad pretty lady/man through the backstage area. Would that skew the results

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Honestly, that's probably a part of the test. 😏

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 7 points 3 weeks ago

Id have won the micro penis contest if it wasn't for those meddling asexuals.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Just microwave it if you're in a hurry.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. How i put penis in microwave and turn on?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

You can't turn on a microwave, silly. They don't have a penis.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 3 weeks ago

The article says the medical definition is when you stretch it while flacid