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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So does this apply to the problem: 0.6% of people have micropenis. How many friends do you need to have before you’ll know someone?

It doesn’t seem to, because there isn’t any element of comparing them between each other. It’s just a straight percentage chance.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Maybe is you ask the question like this:

If a person with a micropenis is in a room, how many men are needed in that room to have a 50% chance of someone else in there also with a micropenis? And how many women in that room are needed for a 50% chance a woman has a bigger clitoris than that person's micropenis?

Or:

How many men in a room are needed to have a 50% chance someone else has the same penis size?

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah that would turn it into more of a birthday problem.

It would also make it downright weird.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

It would also make it downright weird.

So you mean a room full of men talking about their size, or a full scale measuring contest?

Both would be fucking weird though xD

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca -4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No I was making a joke and everyone decided they were gonna do a full autism about it

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Ok boomer, maybe it's time for a little nap. What's wrong with my autism?