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US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness (www.theguardian.com)

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North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition

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[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I can't because probability is bullshit lol.

Damn you guys have no sense of humour.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If that was your idea of a joke, I’m afraid you have no idea what’s funny. More likely you are just attempting to laugh off your embarrassment.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Buddy if you tell jokes to make other people laugh... sorry that sucks. Wouldn't' wish that on my worst enemy.

I'm lmao and y'all are shitting bricks about math

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You suck at math and we are lmao at your attempts to hide it.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

THATS THE JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you daft ass mf

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Chill, bro, I’m just joking!