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I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.
They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day
Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?