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[–] Dippy@beehaw.org 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day

[–] Dippy@beehaw.org 1 points 3 days ago

Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?