How is it hypocracy? She treats the guy who tells the truth well and the liar badly.
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Call a dwarf a slur, he'll laugh and say "good one!"
Call an elf a slur and he'll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don't call anyone slurs)
Call an elf a slur and he'll hold a grudge for 150 years.
Call a dwarf a slur and he'll write it down in the Book of Grudges and he and his kin will hold it against you and yours until the grudge is settled.
I feel like the dwarf would start calling _you_slurs and would be getting proper firey and the elf wouldn’t care, not because they’re enlightened or anything, but because they don’t see you as a person and therefore don’t care about your opinion.
How many elves did you test that hypothesis on?
Hear me out here: Kobolds.
I die. You die. We all die. Big woof! Have a treato - it'll make it better.
Let me tell you about Goblins.
Uhh Human resources ... Ever heard of Speciesism. Check your privilege!
I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.
They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day
Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?
FOR CARL!