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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 69 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.

Might even be underselling it a bit.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is the kind of book I'd sneak onto someone's bookshelf that I'm certain never reads.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's a great way to get someone into reading. Harriet Porber would be my suggestion

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

Trans wizard novels and cufflink jokes, a person after my own heart.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago

Chaotic neutral type shit

For anyone intrigued by the first title, I offer this masterpiece: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry

Episode webpage

Media file

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

I am a simple man, I sees a podcast about Pirate Bigfoot haunting a guys balls, I downloads it

[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So, this line-up suggests there's room for a cross-over story where the football squad wearing the color changing dress pounds the main character's ass.

Edit. Apparently it's a squad of unicorns that play football. Pardon my lack of attention to detail.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are any of these actually purchasable in physical form?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

My library has all his non-smut novels and I want to donate some smut and see if they'll shelve it

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Interesting guy this Chuck, I must say.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

He certainly has a type

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

bout to get myself glayzed like a brothafucka!