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Within a religious narrative of your choice, what are some attacks humanity could engage in to break the system? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by jeffep@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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It would be fun to think about this from a cybersecurity or system management perspective. The goal is to find things within the action range of humanity that would at least cause a minor annoyance.

Two starters in Christianity:

DDoS hell to force god to adapt rules.

How? Make a lot of babies and make everyone behave like assholes. Following the rules, everyone should then go to hell, which would eventually become overcrowded. Being almighty, god could of course increase the size of hell, but I'd let that count as a minor annoyance. Also, there would be no supply of people entering heaven, which could be another annoyance. There is a potential that this leads to an adaption of rules, e.g., to be more lenient with some people.

Collectively deny to procreate.

Deny to make new bebes so humanity dies out and god has nothing to distract from his boredom anymore.

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[–] yizus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Get in the Catholic Church. Bribe, cheat and blackmail my way into being a bishop. Borgia my way into the papacy. Surround myself with loyalists and on my first Urbe et Orbi just be like: “Psych! ‘‘Twas all a big fat lie. God isn’t real and we’re all rapists!!!. FU all!!”

By then I have obviously put the entire Vatican archive on Wikileaks and signed the entirely of church land and property and property over to local NGOs.