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[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 64 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Everything is edible.

Some things just once.

[–] tmyakal 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a guy I used to work with. Any time he got frustrated with our manager, he'd mutter to himself, "Everyone gets one."

The way he explained it to me is, everyone is allowed to murder one person. You might suffer some real bad consequences as a result, but if you can stomach those consequences, no one can really stop you from doing just one murder.

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

There are people in prison for attempted murder that would beg to differ.

It's not a freebie, preparation and follow through are critical to getting your one.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you eating it or is it eating you.

Just because nobody ever tried doesn't mean you oan't be the first one to do it! Go for it!

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why does that feel like a Terry Pratchett quote?

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because I adapted the original, which is his. He originally talked about all mushrooms being edible, although some just once.

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago
[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

If it kills you, its not "safe for human consumption" which is the defining characteristic between something edible and any random item you can stuff down your throat.

You can eat anything once. If it's edible you can eat it more than once. Words having meanings. Yes, I am fun at parties.