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This point begs the question, who is Kif?
We wish we had a Kif.
Real life Kif? Rubio - spineless , traitor, blends into the background.
Kif isn't a traitor though. Sure he's cowardly and basically useless, but he's got a good heart.
Zap has destroyed multiple planets and sacrificed his men while Kif just watches. They blew up the DOOP headquarters and attacked the Neutral planet. Tell my wife I said "Hello."
"Sir, I don't think that's wise."
"Kif, if there's one thing I don't need, it's your 'I don't think that's wise' attitude"
"What shall I do with your Jergens Sir?"
"Squirt it on some homeless man with dry elbows."
The average public does not hear about the Kifs, they are too busy having to be productive to compensate.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Feinberg