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You mean the perfect amount?
how am i supposed to put my face between her tits if there's another tit taking up that space i ain't got two heads bro
That's why Zaphod funded Eccentra Gallumbits.
Sometimes I forget lemmy was invented for people exactly like me.
You don't? Commit to intense yoga and stretching and one day you might get there. I have faith in you.
He should try tai-chi walking lol
A handful of titties