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Trump Demands Death Penalty for Reporters in Unhinged War Rant (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] PanGodofPanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I prefer my autocrats in .txt

but seriously why are we censoring "pedophile" here?

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I self censored for no reason really.

I think I’ve written the word pedophile too much lately and wanted to mix things up a bit.

[–] zjti8eit@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, I thought you were legitimately opposed to PDF files, I guess they are not as bad at the eps files.

[–] rafoix@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago

I’ve always had issues with PDF files on Windows. I do not want Acrobat Reader!

[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why does acrobat support PDF files?

[–] chode_tode@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

They're in the files...

[–] zergtoshi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Did you find it in the PDF aisle?