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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 26 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Hamsters do have tails though. /UmAckchually

[–] TechnoCat@piefed.social 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I asked my hamster yesterday if he has a tail and he told me no. Are you saying my hamster's a liar?

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 7 hours ago

Well, this one data point you present does suggest as much but I'm not prepared to make any definitive statements on such little evidence.

[–] CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.today 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

You know what doesn't have a tail? A guinea pig.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 16 hours ago
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago

It doesn't have fur so it's a naked mole rat