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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 6 points 54 minutes ago (1 children)

I did had one support call, a long time ago, where I told the guy to use the mouse and click on the start button. Then I heard the sound of something tapping on glass.

"Sir, please keep the mouse on the table and then move it. You'll notice the arrow moving too. Move the arrow to ..."

Yeah, that was still when everybody had CRT screens. That should give you an indication how long ago it was.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 points 28 minutes ago

I once had a support call where I told the customer to click the Start button and they didn't know what it was. I clarified by saying that it was the button in the corner of the screen. They did it and then said that their entire screen turned black.

Apparently they'd pushed the power button on their monitor.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 69 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

i guess some people are too young to remember wired mouses

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I only use wired. Batteries and charging suck.

This is the way.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Wired vs. wireless is whatever works for you, but no one misses balled mice. No one.

[–] Carnelian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

Whoops! Big mistake buddy, you said something on the internet. Now we’re gonna fight! I miss balled mice. How ‘bout them apples? Nothing is as satisfying as cleaning the lint out of those things was

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 26 minutes ago

Get a naked mole rat if you like bald mice. 😌

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 51 minutes ago

I will concede only in the fact that it made me look like a miracle worker to my parents when I "fixed" their mouse that had stopped working with my magic.

On the other hand, the Christmas I gave them an LED mouse was peak level for all of us.

[–] ttyybb@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 28 minutes ago

Now days sure, but I'd take one of later really good ball mice over many of the shitty cheap mice you get packed in with stuff now. The first few optical mice that I owned were legit worse than ball mice, while being much more expensive. I kept going back to the ball mice and regretting my wasteful purchases. The first one good enough to really kill them off was probably the MS InteliMouse 3.0.

[–] Scoopta@programming.dev 32 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

I still use them exclusively lol

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 25 minutes ago

Same here.

With wireless you get:

extra cost, extra weight (drives me nuts), either a battery that eventually fails or replaceable batteries that you need to buy and replace, and if its not bluetooth, some usb adapter that either gets lost of broken.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago (5 children)

Same. The mouse is always something I’m going to use on the desk next to the computer. I don’t understand the advantage of making it wireless, that’d just be one more battery for me to keep charged. Honestly, if I had a wireless mouse I’d probably just leave it plugged in to the charger as I use it. (And don’t get me started on Apple’s mouse charge port on the bottom.)

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago

I used to live with a cat that chewed on cables. Other devices could have protective sleeves on the cables, but for the mouse that wasn't readonable. So that's the only reason I know for having a wireless mouse.

[–] i078@europe.pub 15 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

These generations of wireless mouses are fine. The advantage, as small as it is, is less drag from the wire and not having to juggle with wires when working with a laptop. Given the batteries these days I’m fine with wireless.

Now I do not have the same view on wireless keyboards as these are pretty much stationary by default.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

The batteries are my main issue.

12 hour battery? I charge every night.

4 day battery life? I forget to charge until it dies, and then it dies in the middle of using it.

The mouse I have is only wireless for the "less drag while gaming" aspect but the cable is actually super nice, so I dont even mind the cable... I just leave it plugged in now.

[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 25 minutes ago

My laptop's wireless mouse has used the same AAA battery for months, and it gets used regularly. It's not daily, but it's at least a few times a week for an hour, and usually a lot more.

My wired mouse on my PC gets used about the same amount, but the cable occasionally catches under the corner of the keyboard. It's not helped by the fact that I move the keyboard around depending on what I'm doing. That's also the reason I'm considering a wireless keyboard as well though.

[–] halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 3 points 2 hours ago

On the keyboard side it's nice if your setup has you moving the keyboard to store it when not using the computer, eating when watching media, etc.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I think the main selling point was less the mobility and more that the cord didn't get caught on things. Still not a huge concern, imo.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 2 points 1 hour ago

I actually do this. I have a small power bank I keep the mouse hooked up to, and when it falls low enough it taps into it. Every few weeks or even a month I recharge the bank up. But wires being a problem will depend on your setup and desk real estate. This doesn't bother me, but having a wired keyboard would lose some space, so I'm glad for my wireless there. And that's even less of a hassle, as it's still running off the original batteries it came with years (and years!) ago. Makes sense, there is very little power usage there being a boring old Logitech non-backlit keyboard.

[–] mech@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I work tech support. And I'm often working in weird or cramped places on site with my laptop.
I hate using the touchpad! So I always bring a wireless mouse.
It's a lot more convenient than a wired one.
Also, I can connect the laptop to a TV and watch movies from streaming sites, using the mouse as a remote while I'm on the couch.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I bet you still have a mousepad and have to clean your balls on occasion

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I know it's Lewis Black, but I'm still not gonna watch a video

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

i mean, it's social media, i didn't reply just for you to see

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What are you talking about? This is my playground.

But seriously, a significant number of us aren't going to watch a video, even if it has the promise of high quality as I purposefully indicated.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Mine is wired for a bit when the batteries need charging.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

I highly prefer a wireless mouse, but only if does also come with a wire.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 3 hours ago
[–] cynar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Computer mice is an area where females have completely displaced males.

I've not seen a male mouse at work in a long time.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Hamsters do have tails though. /UmAckchually

[–] CalcProgrammer1@lemmy.today 2 points 20 minutes ago (1 children)

You know what doesn't have a tail? A guinea pig.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 16 minutes ago
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

It doesn't have fur so it's a naked mole rat