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Woman who wrote children's book about grief found guilty of murdering husband (news.sky.com)

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 30 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

She tried to kill him once before and failed, and he not only stayed together but continued to let her get near his food and drink? My guy...

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago

Some kinks are unhealthy

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Sex must have been amazing

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe they were Mormons. Their views on marriage are kinda...unique.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

"yeah it's risky but that I can beat that pussy up like Muhammad Ali and drive her wild even after I'm done with her sister so it's a fair trade"