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Why tf would she Google this?!? Like she was trying to figure out what to pack for vacation? "What do the other girls wear in prison?"
Kinda reminds me of a friend that got arrested for missing a court date over something stupid right after high school. Everyone told her not to stay at her house until she got the court date sorted out, but she hadn't been in trouble before and I guess just didn't believe they would actually come and arrest her over an active warrant... Yeah...
When the cops showed up she was stoned af and said "Ok..., just let me get my stuff."
The cop seemed kind of genuinely surprised. Like that was the first time anybody had ever responded that way to being told they were under arrest. Then he said "You don't have 'stuff' in jail...?" and then she went "Oooohhh Noooo!!" and threw herself over the back of the couch sobbing.
It's wild that some people are so sheltered
Honestly it's pretty fucked that people don't get to bring their stuff to jail
True, but honestly I'm not sure if it's moral or if it even really makes any sense to lock people up for nonviolent crime anyway.
In the case of this lady, if she did murder her husband, unless there was some kind of abuse going on, don't really have a lot of sympathy.