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[โ€“] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I almost did because I was 16 and wanted a job. The voicemail I left was so atrocious. "I'm Uhh calling about the Uhh..." looks at mass mailed letter trying to figure out the job "Uhh job." The I hit # to redo the message but that didn't work so it just had a button press noise on the recording. They never called back.

[โ€“] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

The one I went to some late 20 year old rich kid did a presentation in an empty office, just chairs and like a table, for maybe a dozen or so of us, showed the knife cutting a penny in half, like that's an impressive thing, they are zinc now and only copper coated, and both metals are softer than steel.

I pointed out it was a federal crime to destroy money.