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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

*sighs, wearily reaches for megaphone*

. . . HE’S DEMENTED

[–] Steve@communick.news 13 points 5 hours ago

And not in the colloquial sense.
He's literally suffering from cognitive decline. Possibly full on dementia.