Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock
Welcome to Risa
All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.
Rule 1 — Be Civil, Not Klingon
This is a vacation planet, not the neutral zone.
- No harassment, brigading, or trolling
- No bigotry
- Keep the banter playful, not hostile
Rule 2 — No Prohibited Cargo
Some things aren’t welcome aboard.
- No spam or scams
- No porn or sexually explicit content
- No illegal content
- NSFW memes must be properly tagged
Rule 3 — Keep It Trek
Posts should be Star Trek memes or Trek-adjacent humor.
- Crossovers are fine
- Low-effort “unrelated” memes may be spaced out the nearest airlock
Rule 4 — Gatekeeping Belongs in a Black Hole
You’re welcome to have your own opinions on what counts as “real” Star Trek but forcing your view on others or pretending it’s the only valid one? That’s not the Starfleet way.
Everyone’s Trek is valid, from TOS purists to Lower Decks shitposters, and you don't get to dictate what is real or not for everyone.
If you see a post that violates the rules, or that doesn't inspire Jamaharon, report it so the mods can handle it.
Otherwise grab a horga’hn, order a Risan Mai Tai, and enjoy your shore leave.
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Aaaand you've been reported to your site's administrator. The only one you've been authorized to disclose on this community is SCP-3135 as according to recent protocols in discrediting Trek Communities as 'conspiracy theorists'.
(Sorry, I like to call out SCP bs because I know how important it is to regularly test containment scenarios, and bcs of the free amnestic & anti-memetics y'all give me, it's some good shit.)
Also, that damned Neelix.
(You escape being demoted to D-Class... this time...)
I like Neelix :(
I would volunteer for an experiment to try to communicate with SCP-3135 warning them/it that there is a Neelix onboard & that I'm there to kill it (before it somehow merges into ... Worlix??).
(Neelex hate is kinda mostly fake from my side, yet compulsory.)
Well now I just want to see Worlix. Request denied.
(Fair lol)
(Just thinking about it from personalities synergies pov - a Tuvorf would have actually been hella fierce.)