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Yeah but drinking is inherently bad for you. Whether you "have a problem" or not, everyone would be healthier not drinking.
Masturbating is healthy, just like drinking water or excercise. Yes you can get water poisoning or you can over excercise and get terrible injuries, but plenty of each is good.