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Charlie Kirk’s ‘mentor’ and father of modern cheerleading dies after falling while playing pickleball (www.independent.co.uk)

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Pickleball goated lmao

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[–] Kobibi@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

i have a friend who was, for a brief time, the leading authority in the world in knocking over old people

This makes it sound like she out there pushing them over

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

When I first referred to her biomechanical engineering PhD this way her husband spat across the room. They are very dear friends.