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[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I can't tell if that's a typo or a joke about your leading

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

It was a kerny joke about how in most fonts the r and n together read as an m, which is about kerning again.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Oops, I remembered them backwards. I thought kerning was vertical spacing and leading was horizontal. You'd think I'd remember that from the typography class that I failed.

Turns out that I was too incorrect to appreciate your joke. I appreciate it now, but can't bring myself to laugh at it since it's now saturated in my embarrassment. But your pun got a good chuckle out of me!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Hah! I got a chuckle out of that, thanks for sharing your embarrasment. I hope it doesn't linger too lonng, as it's not that bad tbh.

I'm glad the joke landed for one person at least, that makes it worth it.

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